URDU SMsZz

Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil
gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros
wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar
khao ger wali se.

Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi
kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.

Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro,
khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

5 great people:

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram,
woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you
want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

Meri to behan hai"!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker
kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye.
mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the
order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh
langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar:
Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte
ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to
chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per,
per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

Aapki Dosti hamein is kada
Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai, Jis tarah bin paani ke
machli bechari hai, Ab na aur kuch khawish hai, Bus tum
DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai.By neha kaushik

Aasman humse naraaz
Aasman humse naraaz hai.....?? Taaron ka gussa behisaab hai.!
Vo sab humse jalte hain, kyunki Chand se behtar DOST hamare paas hai. By neha kaushik

bhulna tumhe na asaan
bhulna tumhe na asaan hoga,jo bhule tumhe vo nadaan hoga,aap
to baste ho dil mein hamare,aap hamein na bhulein ye
aapka ehsan hoga....miss u sooo much

U may be out of my Nazer, but u not out
U may be out of my Nazer, but u not out of my Dil,
u may be out of my reach, but u r not out of my soch,
I may be kush be nahi to u, But u will be always Sub Kush to Me.

Jub dosti ki dastan Waqt sunae ga,
Jub dosti ki dastan Waqt sunae ga, hum ko bi koi shaks yaad
aey ga, tub bhool jain gay zindagi ke gum ko, jub aap kay
saath guzra wakt yaad aey ga. By Naiema

Zindgai udaas hone ka naam nahi,,
Zindgai udaas hone ka naam nahi,,,,,,,
Dosti sirf paas hone ka naam nahi,
Agar tum door reh kar bhi hame yaad rakho,,,,,,,
is se badkar hame koi enaam nahi...

sans lene se bhi teri yaad
sans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai, nalene se meri jaan jati hai,
kasise kahun ki sanns se main jinda hon jabki sans se pehle teri yaad hai.

Log laut jate Gum hamara
Log laut jate Gum hamara dekhkar jaise Lehar laut jati hai kinara dekhkar.
Matt dena kandhha meri Arthi ko tum kahin phir se Zinda na ho
jau Tumhara Sahara Dekhkar...

LOHY KO LOHA KATY
LOHY KO LOHA KATY
SONY KO SONA KATY
INSAN KO INSAN KATY
OR
MARE DOA HAI K -----------------------------
TUM KO KUTA KATY

CHUP REHTE HAI KYUKI KOI KHAFA
CHUP REHTE HAI KYUKI KOI KHAFA NA HO
JAYE.......
HUMSE KOI RUSHWA NA HO JAYE......
BADI MUSHKIL SE KOI APNA BANA HAI,,,,
MILNE SE PEHLE HI KAHI JUDA NA HO JAYE

Kash mera ghar tere ghar k samne hota
Kash mera ghar tere ghar k samne hota
baat nahi par deedar to hotaa...........

KAHA THA US NE K APNA BANA K CHORON
KAHA THA US NE K APNA BANA K CHORON GA
HUWA BHI YOUN K APNA BANA K CHOR DEIYA

tum hamaare kisi tarah na hue
tum hamaare kisi tarah na hue
varana duniya main kya nahi hotaa

dil se tera kahayal na jai
dil se tera kahayal na jai to kaya karain,tu bata tu yad aaye to
kaya karain,hasrat hai tuje ik nazar dekhanay ki,magar
kismat wo lamaha na laye to kaya karain

muskra kar hum jee jathe hain.
muskra kar hum jee jathe hain. laiken zeher ka piyla pee jathe
hain.
jaan se bhi ziyada pyaar karthe hain ke marthe marthe bhi hum
jee jathe hain.

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho....
.... Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,

Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!

Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !

Khawabon mein ayeng
Khawabon mein ayenfe SMS ki tarah. Dil mein Bas jaen ge
RINGTONE ki tarah. Pyar kabhi kam na ho ga
BALANCE ki tarah. Bus aap busy na rehna NETWORK ki
tarah!i!i!i..

Raaste aise ho, jo chalen
Raaste aise ho, jo chalen ko majboor kare, Maikhane aise ho jo
peene ko majboor kare, Jab koi maut ka daaman
thamnaa chahe, tow dost aise ho jo jeene ko majboor kare

Dharti ka gum choopane ke
Dharti ka gum choopane ke liye gagan hota hai,
dil ka gum choppane ke liye badan hota hai, Mer ke bhi choopane
honge gum shaayad isliye har laash pe ek kafan hota hai.

Dosti Se Aaj Pyar Sharmaya
Dosti Se Aaj Pyar Sharmaya Hai, Teri Chahat Ne Kuch Aisa
Gazab Dhaaya Hai. Khudaa Se Kya Tujhe Maange,
Woh Tow Khud Aaj Mujh Se Tujh Jaisa Dost Mangne Aaya Hai.

Porpose karne ka naya style.
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko
phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali
ko chor donga!

sawal ka jawab yes or no
Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ...
.... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye
hai?

zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!
Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI-
yeh dil mange more,not like WILLS- made 4 each other ,
But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!

Love Kya Hai
Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager,
dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to
sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.

Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain
Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone
kaha, Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hain khuli
aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain.

D se Dosti D se Dushman
D se Dosti D se Dushmani D se Dill D se Dill lagi D se Dewana
D se Dewangi D se Dharkan D se Dar D se Dekha app
ko D se Dream mein Phir B se Bekrar ho ker M se
Message ker dala app ko

subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut
miss kiya,shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur
jab jaan pe ban aayi to aap ko sms kiya.

Ek sapna-Kisi apne se milna
Ek sapna-Kisi apne se milna,Ek ittefaq-Aapka humari zindagi
mein aana,Ek haqiqat- Aap se dosti karna aur,Ek
tamanna -Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.....

Height of selfishnes.
Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per
diya bujha gaye, Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga
gaye!

Tu bada hi sweet hai re
Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi
chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada
hi sweet hai re..

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil
me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi
"NAHAYA"

Har koi pyaar k liye tarapta
Har koi pyaar k liye tarapta hai,Har koi pyaar k liye rota hai
mere pyaar ko ghalat nahi samjhna dost pyaar to doston
mein bhi hota hai.By Mudassir

DOsti gunah hai to hone na
DOsti gunah hai to hone na dena Dosti Khuda hai to khone na
dena karte ho dosti jab kisi se to us Dost ko kabhi rone
na dena. By Mudassir

mujhy raat achi lagti hai lakin din nahin
Mujhy raat achi lagti hai lakin din nahin
Mujhy phool achay lagtay hain lakin khushboo nahin
mujhy log achy lagtay hain lakin duniya nahin
mujhy sher achay lagtay hain lakin shairee nahin
mujhy tum achay lagty ho lakin tum nahin "Sirf Tum" By Tooba

har dua kubul nahi hoti,
har dua kubul nahi hoti,
har aarzu puri nahi hoti,
jinke dil mein \"aap\"jaise dost rahte ho,
unke liye dhadakne bhi zaruri nahi hoti.....By Ranjit

Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota
Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota
Har jaga rukna intazar nahin hota
Yun to milti hein hazaron se nazrein
Her nazar ka milna magar pyar nahin hota By Masood Ahmed

Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar
Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar
her khirki ,
her darwaza dekh kar
her kamra
her daalaan dekh kar
Maan kasam ! bahot kharcha ho giya By Tooba

Jis din se juda vo humse hue
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana
chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din
nahana chahiye

taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai,
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai,
na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti
hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe
chara rakha hai

YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR
wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out,
need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in
short "YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR"

Mushkil nahi hai Ishq ladana
Mushkil nahi hai Ishq ladana ,Us se bhi aasan nahi hai uska A
Pyar pana ,phir bhi darte hai hum pyar karne se ,kyonki
sabse mushkil hai usko bhulana

jab d@sti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
jab d@sti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, humko bhi k@i shaks yaad
ayega, tab bh@@l jayenge zindagi ke gam@n ko, jab
aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega...

Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota
hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota
hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota
hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar lo zalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai

U may b out of my NAZAR,
U may b out of my NAZAR,
but u not out of my DIL,
u may b out of my reach
but u not out of my SOCH.
I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.
But u'll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!

Jab aap hanstay hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa
Jab aap hanstay hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa!
Aray aap to naaraaz hee ho gaey... jab aap naraz hotay
hain to lagta hai k insaan aaj bhee bandar hai.! ha ha ha!

Wada karo par nibhana sikho,
Wada karo par nibhana sikho,
Chahat dil me rakho par jatana sikho,
u hi kisiko intejar na karvao,
koi agar pyar se sms kar to reply dena sikho...
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,

Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta By kami4u

Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko
Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,Kya hua jo kisi aur ke
liye aapne hame bhula diya, hum to wese bhi akele the,
kya howa jo app ne hame ehsaas dila diya... By kami4u

Bewafa sanam se to cigarette
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to
cigarette achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai By kami4u

ye jo kwasho ka prnd he
ye jo kwasho ka prnd he,ise mosmo se ghrz nhe,ye ure ga apne
he moj me,ise ab de ya srab de,kbhe yu bhe ho tere
rubro mye a ke ye keh skon,mere hsrton ko shmar kr
mere khahisho ka hisab de.By Masood

yeh jo mere ankh se lali nhe
yeh jo mere ankh se lali nhe jate,tere yad se koe rat jo khale nhe
jate,to jan bhe mange to hns kr tjhe de dien,tere koe bat
jo tale nhe jate..By Masood

Hum aap ko itna yaad
Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte
hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain
aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain By Masood

i miss u itna,u miss me
i miss u itna,u miss me jitna,i miss u tabse,u miss me jabse,i miss
u tab tak,u miss me jab tak,u miss me na janay kab
tak,but i miss u murtey dam tak By Masood

Tum nahi aaye lekin,
Tum nahi aaye lekin,Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.Kal tum hamare
saath the, Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.By mlasm

Dil mein tumhari tasveer,
Dil mein tumhari tasveer,Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele
hai.,Tumhe kya battain,Tum bin kitne akele hain. By mlasm

HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT
HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO
AASAKE, TUM NE HUMAIN BHOLA DYA HUM NA
TUMHAIN BHOLA SAKE...By mlasm

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

Dil ko khareedne wale hazar mill jayenge ,aap ko daga dene
wale baar-baar mill jayenge ,millega na aap ko mere jaisa
,milne ko to dost beshumaar mill jayenge. Mukhoji

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga, Jaise amavas ne
har raat chand maanga. Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
Jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga.Mukhoji

kissi key aik ansu per hazaroon dil taraptey hain
kissi ka umar bhar roona uoonhi baikar jata hia Hubdar malik

Apko paakar abb khona nahi chahte... itna khush ho ker abbb
rona nahi chahte... yeh aaalam hai hamara aapki judaiii
ke... aaankho mein neend hai magar sona nahi chahte...