NEWS FLASH SMsZz

News Flash SmS Messages *
NEWSFLASH* Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was
drinking battery acid the other was eating
fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.

*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat
those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in
bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home
2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was
filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a
cerial killer!

*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart
sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already
eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood
hide?)

*NEWSFLASH* tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000
tampons for £1.No strings attacthed but 4 limited
period.Its a bloody good deal!
BY ZAHEER ABBAS