FIRST SMsZz

Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u,
nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best
fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my
name is nobody

I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month.... its small party and
only few people will be invited...... dont bring
any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.

Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98%
sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100%
friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u
loose me.

if u read this, i m smart..
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m
smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m
smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile
the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute
gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?

Rules of Life:
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do
More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a
Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me
everyday.

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One
sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second
is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is
Enough to make worse a whole Life!

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r
Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G -
U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just
K - Kidding

Government of USA has introduced
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new
rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of
country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my
S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar
RAha (In Urdu)
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar
RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho
Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize
Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko (in urdu)
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan
haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko
aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang
karenge......

American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my
country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey
can read SMS in my country...

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL &
ME CHECKING U.

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!

U r a nice person...
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... By Manzar

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud
mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply
me soon, urs Loving Mosquito By Nav D

In heaven together we were in
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel
told us to write our sins before going in, but
before l could start writing any thing l heard you
caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''. Stay Cool. By
JBM

Rose(In Urdu)
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with
u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.By Javed

Repeat these lines at least(In Urdu)
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after
Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a
millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de
baba"By Javed

A friend is like a pillow u
A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble,
cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur
happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow
By fathee

A baby monkey asked his mother
A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so
ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like
this, u should see the person reading this SMS !
! ! !By Yatin

FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like
OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like
MOTHER.& cute like ME.By Amina

AM I CUTE? TEST call if im
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im
gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if
im charming Just ignore if ur jealous By Naveed

if sumone calls u cra (In Urdu)
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u
duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but
if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal
ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.By
Meeni

R u mad?
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.

SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY(In Urdu)
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont
get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-
Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-
You.....Have A wonderful day...By Shaizi

I have won a holiday trip
I have won a holiday trip to Cyprus with 5family
members and 2friends.

What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
I want someone to look after my dog.By

IN case of fire read this message.
IN case of fire read this message...................
..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING
IDIOT.By ALI AFZAL

When I was born Devil
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another
GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh
Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....By Ali

Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! By amjad hanif

u r a donkey
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young By Shibz

Suno kahana hoo ........
Suno kahana hoo .....................
Jaha ho wahi rahna ..................
3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ..........
Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ..........
Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .....

woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat
woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal
CURLY hote hai
KYA!
kitna ganda sochte ho.........
I am talking about AFRICA
sudhar jao!!By Sonia

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! ........by Sa Ak

Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?by Sa Ak

Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;
Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;
Husan walay kharab hoon gay;
Bewafa shumar hoon gay;
Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay; By Asif

if i need "Brain Transplantation
if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your
brain...
dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain
which is never used beforeALI AFZAL

If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD" nasim mahanagar

Hum dua karte hain Khuda (In Urdu)
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost
aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai
humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
ALI AFZAL

I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.Sudarshan

Musharraf sahab ko india (In Urdu)
Musharraf sahab ko india par attack ke liye 500
bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai
is liye message padhkar foran niklo. Naveed

Let the most beautiful do
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the
sweetest person come in ur dream tonight....
But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every
night....Preety

i belive u so much. i t
i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my
secret to every one. why did u told every one
that i am so beautiful. Mady

sirf tumhare liye chand (In Urdu)
sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city,
mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi
ha ya do chaar aur chode doon. mumtaz

Can v do romance in the evening today?
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
"MOSQUITO" by sandgirl**frend4ever

just go to hell
just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your
sweetness.Raj

teri sula ke lu?
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir terijuka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu. Rajesh

I want to kill the
I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime.Jeet (Mumbai)

Warning, cell phone causes radiation.
Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in
brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people
with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.

If u want SUCCESS in life;
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be
Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as
Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as
Death,and....be Smart as ME.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohoh
ohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

2days weather 4cast:
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy
if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile &
stormy if u sing!

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but
sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find
me

we've known....each other for....quite a while
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do
u think we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my
partner 2... rob a bank?

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki (In Urdu)
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-
khila sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...

Last night some Monkeys came running
Last night some Monkeys came running to my
room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!
No we cant disturb our Boss...

Why did God Create U before Me....?
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause
he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!!
Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did
it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey
you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to
smile!

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.(In Urdu)
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti
kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna
bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega By
swaran

u r many kolometres
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur
every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2.
cartoon network 3.animal planetBy swaran

Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
>
<
>
* PRESS UP *By Rizwan Mumtaz

you are very smrta smatr sr
you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it
dosent fit on you.By faheem

Do u know that ur smile takes
Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing
regularly By zeeshi

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt (In Hindi)
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey
to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!By Waseem

Let me kiss ur lips, let
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur
tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur
teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)By Waseem

Ek bar karo na plz..(In Hindi)
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!! By Waseem

us ne kaha or dabao (In Urdu)
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or
dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha
baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case
band :d By Zubi

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf(In Urdu)
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar
khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee
ka bhaeenss

"Lord, BLESS this friend so dear to me, with all her
NEEDS only you can see. Keep her SAFE and
keep her FREE, for she's GUD LOOKING just
like me." Amen. keytie

AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,.....
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....! Fareen
Pasaya from mumbai

Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale
gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to
APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to...
to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.madni

(In Urdu)
aik khuaab
aik khayal
aik haqeeqat ho tum
dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum
jesay roz aik SMS ker ne ko dil kare
aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum zubi

VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo.

lovebird
the best quality i like in u is that ..............u r very
sentimental
1% senti
99% mental...............hurmat

kanhi hoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy (In Hindi)
kanhi hoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy
har bureey waqt mai mudkurana chahieyeye
jab dus dinoo mai kujhley naa mittey
tau 11vey din naha leena chaieyeyirfaan

(In Urdu)
Qayamat k din farishton ne kaha ke sub apne gunnah
likh den,sub likh rahe te k achanak ap ke awaz
aiee,
"EXTRA SHEET NEEDED" Mukhoji

(In Urdu)
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko
LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

1 thing I like about u ki tum har kaam dil laga ke katre
ho, Kyunki dimaag ka option to aapke pass hai
hi nahi dyson

CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA
bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:)

Who's hot... Its U,
Who's hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent... Its U,
Who's dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me!