Girl: Im like a radio, my mouth spkr, my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try? (touches d
breast)-no sound. Girl: haven't plugged in yet!
Nipple Nipple don't be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, don't feel shy.
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
The sky is blue, grass is green, harder the fuck the
louder the scream, louder the scream the better the
fuck, give me a ring u might be in luck
Q: Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman because she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?
rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
